The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.
Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
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Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!
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Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.
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