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mantaster

Derogatory term for supporters of Man United. It is a play on th club's name and the fact that most of the said supporters are gay bastards.
All mankers are mantasters.
by manker hater October 13, 2010
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mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.
John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.
by jokemonkey March 4, 2008
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mental freeze

when your brain goes numb you call that a mental freeze
by feet sniffer August 12, 2021
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Meatatarian

A common misspelling and mispronunciation of meatarian
Joe Schmo: Haha I’m such a meatatarian!
John Doe: You do realize the “t” in “vegetarian” is because of the word “vegetable/vegetative” right?
Joe Schmo: Stop policing me man it ain’t big shit.
John Doe: By the way, where did you even get the extra “a” from? Meat-at-arian sounds like a code for the directions to join a secret society.
by IbreathAir September 5, 2019
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Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009
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propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically

When spelt without the space, this means: Acting in the manner of someone in support of people pretending to be against the new movement against the people against the seperation of church and state. One of the longest words in english.
Mr. Jones: Hello
Mr. Smith: propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically!
Mr. Jones: STFU
by Mr. Smith November 21, 2004
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