Mario Sanchez 

A gay Retard that needs to get gud at minecraft.

Wow you just pulled a mario Sanchez! Gay fagot

Mario Sanchez by Keg_224 October 3, 2018

Mario Reyes 

Mario Reyes is God. He is handsome, intelligent, interesting, tall, nice, and overall a great person. If not probably the best person. Anyone who dates him never looks back.

Geez I wish I was Mario Reyes

Mario Reyes by Destroyerxslayer November 28, 2018

Mario Kart 

Mario Kart is the racing game series made by Nintendo. It was made to realistically simulate driving in Italy.

"You wanna see how it's like driving in Italy, play Mario Kart!"

Mario Kart by Wasabi_i February 4, 2020

Mario's Poop 

lets a poop

If you are an italian guy who just has to go you say Mario's Poop is almighty

Mario's Poop by poop guy 2345 June 14, 2021

mario movie

Bad

Retard: Mario Movie is actually pretty good!
Every functioning human: No

mario movie by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

A somewhat remastered version of the Nintendo Wii U game Mario Kart 8 now on the Nintendo Switch, released on April 28, 2017.

Guy #1: Yo, I got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, wanna race?

Guy #2: Sure. If I win, you’ re buying me food.

Guy #1: Aight, bet.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe by richiedaman May 16, 2018

Mario Bros. Movie

Shit.

Retard: Hey, what’s your favourite movie? Retard 2: Mario Bros. Movie.
Retard: Fuck you and bye.

Mario Bros. Movie by Snappe May 30, 2018