Australian rock God. Lead vocals and guitarist in 5 Seconds of Summer. biological configuration: 70% legs, 15% shoulders, 10% hair, 2% eyes, 2% puppy, 1% lip ring.
by g-wheeze February 19, 2015
Get the Luke Hemmingsmug. Luke Hemmings is a giant Australian from Sydney. He is in a Band '5 Seconds of Summer' (5SOS) and is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. He has gorgeous blonde hair, a dimple in his right cheek and lip piercing on his left side. His long lanky legs go on forever and with his broad shoulders he looks like a walking triangle. His singing voice is the voice of an angel, along with his talking voice. His smile lights up the room and you will loose your breathe at the sight of this gorgeous human being. Just hearing his laugh will brighten your day. He is quite awkward but always has something funny to say. He is truly a gift from god himself.
These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.
These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.
You: Look at that guy over there, he's kind of cute.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.
by Unicornlife August 5, 2015
Get the Luke Hemmingsmug. Luke Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Luke appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Luna Loud, and is the third oldest of the genderbent Loud children at 15 years old. He has a dark brown mohawk, a purple shirt with a skull on it, purple boots, black pants, and a denim vest.
by Hotgirl_937 October 18, 2018
Get the Luke Loudmug. When you’re doing anal with a random chick, pull your dick out fast, look down, and see poopy on you shaft. Disgusted by the sight of her partly digested dinner from the previous night, you proceed to vomit on the floor. Rather than clean it up, you decide to instead cover it with the local newspaper!
Andrew- Hey bro, did you hear that Luke discovered a new sex move? It’s called the Poopy Luke!
Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!
Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!
by Andre Blanco March 18, 2022
Get the Poopy Lukemug. Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.
by Blossomfriendie January 22, 2014
Get the Luke Friendmug. ugly boiz who smoke when they r unborn because they are so hard and cool rawr Xd they also act up to everyone and r prostitute strippers who want 2 fuck for some bling bling when they flex their fokn club penguin wristband. never be like a luke! they are also huuuuge virgins like yikeys
Luke: Hey peng tings, check this out. I got the exclusive copy of The My Little Pony Movie, cool, right? Don't even say it, I know I'm so amazing. Let's fuck.
*woman have left the chat*
Luke's Mother: Oh Lukey boy, stop playing around! You're my little gorgeous boy.
Luke: Thank u mummy
Luke's Grandmother: haha ur so funny my sweet angel cake
Luke: Thank u grandmama
*woman have left the chat*
Luke's Mother: Oh Lukey boy, stop playing around! You're my little gorgeous boy.
Luke: Thank u mummy
Luke's Grandmother: haha ur so funny my sweet angel cake
Luke: Thank u grandmama
by suckmansdick January 13, 2019
Get the Lukemug. The main hero in the original Star Wars. He lived on Tatooine until the day his uncle and aunt were killed by the Empire. He joined Ben Kenobi, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the 2 droids C-3PO and R2-D2 on a quest against the empire and to become a jedi knight like his father was.
After rescuing Princess Leia and destroying Death Star, Luke makes his way to Yoda's home and learns the skills of the Jedi. However, he gets tricked into rescuing his friends and is lured by Darth Vader to join the dark side. In the lightsaber battle that followed, Luke loses an arm and learns that Darth Vader is his father.
Afterwards, he finishes up his lesson with Yoda also learns that Leia is his sister. He is then told to confront Vader one last time and in the battle that follows, Vader loses his arm and is relieved of his mask. Vader later dies and Luke returns back home.
After rescuing Princess Leia and destroying Death Star, Luke makes his way to Yoda's home and learns the skills of the Jedi. However, he gets tricked into rescuing his friends and is lured by Darth Vader to join the dark side. In the lightsaber battle that followed, Luke loses an arm and learns that Darth Vader is his father.
Afterwards, he finishes up his lesson with Yoda also learns that Leia is his sister. He is then told to confront Vader one last time and in the battle that follows, Vader loses his arm and is relieved of his mask. Vader later dies and Luke returns back home.
by maplejet January 24, 2005
Get the Luke Skywalkermug.