The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023
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strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
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