key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.

Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key

by Stiglover69 September 06, 2022

cry key

Say it really fast,, now ur Australian

Oh cry key who did we gat all the way down under?!

by 1fuNnygUy March 09, 2019

Tyler Keys

Funny

Sexy
Dress good

Opium

Cute
Smart

You know Tyler Keys?

by Destory Lonelyy April 14, 2023

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 22, 2019

Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 May 25, 2018

Mr Key

Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.

Girl 1: whose you teacher

Girl 2: Mr Key

Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!

by helloiamamazing June 06, 2018