John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

kei car

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.

by lolcat9999 March 2, 2023

cry key

Say it really fast,, now ur Australian

Oh cry key who did we gat all the way down under?!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating

mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom

by vagina jim bob September 18, 2016

cayden keys

Cayden Keys is a name for a sexy beast. He like girls. A Cayden Keys is most likely to please you just about anywhere. He will most likely do a back flip... if he's cool and sexy! which he is he's a sexy beast. He's super sexy like 10/10 would smash right now. he's the sexiest guy in the room.

hi my name is cayden keys.

by Jimmy Bob Joe 17th May 26, 2017

Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019