Jonathan

Jonathan is a wonderful, loving, caring and astonishing person! He can sometimes be a wack but will ALWAYS make you laugh you can never stay mad at him and he keeps his word. He loves to mess around but can get ahead of himself and do something rude but not even relize it until you tell him. So tell him when you have a problem with something hold on to him and love him with all your heart!

don't lose jonathan !

by #jonathan-lover May 28, 2018

Jonathan Vergopia

A kid that alway gets into fights

Jonathan Vergopia always gets into fight at school

by PS4 is hella gay February 2, 2020

Jonathan

Alpha male not a betta simp

Jonathan Is an alpha male

by anonymous November 3, 2020

A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunk August 21, 2017

Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

Jonah

A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah

Omg it's Jonah the cheese man

by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse April 5, 2018

Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010