Jason yohana

big sexy man, whenever you are sleeping he will fist your ass and he loves owajian.and best British pornstar .And he wants to become a catholic priest because why not and little boys

Hey look it's a jason yohana

by Big man sky daddy November 6, 2019

jason

the fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020

the jason ate whore

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

by Master evil December 17, 2008

dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

the jason

to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day

you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time

by [e-mail] May 1, 2008

jason

usually a funny kid, that like to smoke alot of pot, usually spends all of his money on it, but usually also wants other people to smoke him some weed, has someone in his family who was a bad impression on him, possibly a older brother or cousin, doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks about his marijuana use, has a best friend who has moved to a different school, but will soon reunite in a naborhood

marijuana, jason

by smokinthagange24/7 February 20, 2010

Jason

anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.

"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."

"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"

by itisthemostfactualpieceofinfo July 14, 2013