by GreenestEyez December 28, 2005
Get the Jenky mug.When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.
by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007
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Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.
A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.
A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:
"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
by boobies4eva August 16, 2011
Get the Circle Jerk For Geeks mug.The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
Get the Road Jerk mug.a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004
Get the sour jerker mug.One of the worst awful NES games out there on the NES system that was based on the actual book.Let me name some reason why it's a shitty game for each character.
Jekyll:
1.you have a weapon that won't do anything and it only kills bees.
2.You walk so slow.
3.The townspeople try to kill you for no appearent reason(even animals).
4.It's impossible to get pass your enemies most of the times.
5.If you get to the ending with Jekyll all you'll get is the word "END"
6.Ever time you get hit you anger meter drains out and you turn into Hyde.
Hyde:
1.You go through the same exact levels as you did with Jekyll but with these strange enemies and you have to kill them to turn back into Jekyll.
2.If you reach the exact same point as you did with Dr.Jekyll for no appearent reason you get struck by lightning and the game ends just like that.
So really the goal is to get futher with Dr.Jekyll that Mr.Hyde.
Jekyll:
1.you have a weapon that won't do anything and it only kills bees.
2.You walk so slow.
3.The townspeople try to kill you for no appearent reason(even animals).
4.It's impossible to get pass your enemies most of the times.
5.If you get to the ending with Jekyll all you'll get is the word "END"
6.Ever time you get hit you anger meter drains out and you turn into Hyde.
Hyde:
1.You go through the same exact levels as you did with Jekyll but with these strange enemies and you have to kill them to turn back into Jekyll.
2.If you reach the exact same point as you did with Dr.Jekyll for no appearent reason you get struck by lightning and the game ends just like that.
So really the goal is to get futher with Dr.Jekyll that Mr.Hyde.
by hammerhead301 October 24, 2008
Get the Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde NES mug.A term used to describe a group of people, particularly a fraternity, that will circle up and jerk it out. A verb to describe circle jerks.
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