Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
Kylie Monroe going full sheet- the act of being suddenly, explicitly, and personally racist or bigoted to a culturally marginalized group or individual, usually a form or component of an assault
Syn: "saying the quiet part out loud"
Syn: "saying the quiet part out loud"
The thing about old racists is that many of them have been in cushy jobs long enough that dog whistles are a second language so it's rare to catch them going full sheet. On the bright side, they'll be dead soon!
by Pixxi Kropotkin November 03, 2020
Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.
Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.
by Invizibullman April 05, 2018
An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn
by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.
by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025