When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.
During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.
by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025
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Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle
Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea
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Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea
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