A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
Get the Puddle Lovemug. One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
Get the Puddle Piratemug. 
by mjrulz5 September 1, 2016
Get the sexy puddlemug. To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
Get the Muddy puddlemug. Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"
by William Beiler January 5, 2009
Get the puddlingmug. When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020
Get the Peppa’s muddy puddlemug.