The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012
Get the The French Hornmug. A sex act involving a male and two females.
A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.
Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.
Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
by stupocalypto October 23, 2011
Get the French Lawnmowermug. A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
by joykiller13t March 9, 2009
Get the French Shirleymug. When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.
by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
Get the French Tommug. "Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."
by Agrijag December 6, 2011
Get the French Standoffmug. by hoogashakahoogahooga October 27, 2019
Get the French Faguettemug. When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
by tanbeidio June 20, 2009
Get the french zambonimug.