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The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012
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French Lawnmower

A sex act involving a male and two females.

A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.

Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
"Why Geoffrey, that was a wild french lawnmower we had with Beryl after bowls."
by stupocalypto October 23, 2011
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French Shirley

A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
that bitch pulled a french shirley on me last night when we were fucking.
by joykiller13t March 9, 2009
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French Tom

When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.
Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.
by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
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French Standoff

A French Standoff is when you are in a conflict, and everyone gives up.
"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."
by Agrijag December 6, 2011
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French Faguette

a faggot from France. Is usually named Donato.
Me: Bro you're a French faguette
Donato: 😢
by hoogashakahoogahooga October 27, 2019
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french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
by tanbeidio June 20, 2009
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