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Gjeto's Taint

Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.
Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
by doublicious21 December 6, 2011
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Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012
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Bloody Taint

an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 19, 2010
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Taint Tag

a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:

1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone

2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'

3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win

4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not

public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.

This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit May 23, 2012
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taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.
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taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."
by heated October 15, 2006
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Taint Juice

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008
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