hog rider

"Hog rider" a man or woman who used to fuck with fat people.

Margaret: last night i slept with that fat guy.

Margaret's mother: you such a "hog rider"

by The Gary May 11, 2019

head hog

someone who loves to give head.

wow sally is such a fucking head hog...she could do it all night!

by asdfasdlkfjasldkf August 31, 2007

hedge hog

A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.

I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.

I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.

by floorfly December 1, 2010

The Whole Hog

When you stick your entire foot in someones ass

#1: Dude last night I put The Whole Hog in her.
#2: Nice dude

by im a slut for memes June 15, 2017

job hog

a person who has the nerve to hold down two or three jobs while others go jobless.

dude, your mom is working a shift at wal-mart after her shift at papa john's, just to pay the rent and buy food for you and your brothers? what a job hog. my mom can't find work anywhere.

by brightboy September 20, 2013

hog jaw

Virginia holler slang for some rival fat bitch, often used for relatives or in-laws.

That hog jaw bitch better not come by here or I'll knock her ass into Jenny Craig!

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

Drop The Hog

To engage in sexual intercoarse, sexual contact between two individuals, sex.

Mike: Guess what?!
Steve: what?
Mike: Jen wants to do it!
Steve: about time you got to drop the hog.

by skandalousD April 1, 2015