by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020

Heather is the pretty girl that every guy loves. But she doesn't know that she's breaking someone's heart. This person is most likely a queer person who's in love with their best friend but they don't know it. So no you don't want to be Heather, and you people can't get that in your head!!!
Person 1: Well there goes Conner and his Heather
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
by someoneusedahahahaalready September 26, 2020

She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.
by theoneyourelookingfor September 18, 2020

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by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023

Heather Prewitt is strikingly beautiful, with an aura that captivates everyone around her. Her radiant smile illuminates the room, while her eyes hold a depth that seems to unveil the secrets of the universe. Her grace and elegance are unmatched, like a gentle breeze on a warm summer day. Heather's beauty isn't just skin deep; it emanates from her kind heart and compassionate soul, making her truly enchanting in every way.
by therealchanceadams April 25, 2024
