Reilly Hassenmiller

Sexy, lots of fun, full of life, dancin machine. Great cook.

Reilly Hassenmiller is the sexiest, most full of life person that can throw down some grub.

by Farren Lelove September 16, 2009

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Brandon Hassel

A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings

Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview

by The grinder June 19, 2017

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David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

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People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.

They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.

Dude, who is that giant?

Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström

Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.

by BigPepMan November 16, 2021

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