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hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
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hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.
"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"
by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016
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Doyle's Hand

1) A hand in Texas Hold'Em being 10, 2 any suit. The name orginated from Dolye Brunson aka Texas Dolly a famous poker player.
I just got dealt Doyle's hand! Time to go all in!
by BluffedDuces July 23, 2009
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Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010
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hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).
"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)
by speedog May 2, 2010
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Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*
by Kahltherage December 5, 2010
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hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.
Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."
by Scobar November 13, 2006
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