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Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.
Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!
by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011
mugGet the Hair Spidermug.

hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.
"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."
by Yams February 18, 2010
mugGet the hair actionmug.

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
mugGet the Hair Thongmug.

Hair Flip

by Taenun July 9, 2022
mugGet the Hair Flipmug.

Poosy hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"
by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017
mugGet the Poosy hairmug.

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
mugGet the Hair Ballinmug.

hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.
I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.
by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010
mugGet the hair-eolamug.

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