Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.
Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!
by Corvidae23 March 09, 2011
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hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.
"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."
by Yams February 19, 2010
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Kwesi hair

Hair that is barely visible but still exists
by callmekwesi January 22, 2022
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Gee hair

"Girls, I have some really devastating news. Today I found a gray gee hair. It was long. I don't know how I didn't notice it until now."
by kangaroopajamas December 29, 2013
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Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.
Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
by perfectxd June 16, 2020
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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 07, 2018
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Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
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