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Give-a-shit-Ometer

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An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.
Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!
by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022
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On September 30th, it's national give a boy your scrunchie day. Give one to your bestfriend, or boyfriend, or anyone who asks
Boy: Can I have your scrunchie? its national give a boy your scrunchie day?
Girl: Sure!
by itsarealdaytrust September 23, 2019
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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give head

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Either to perform fellatio on a male, or cunnilingus on a female.
Bill: Kathy gave me head yesterday.
Kathy: Bill gave me head yesterday.
by FinnishPunk June 6, 2004
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Give My Pillow Some Head

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Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.
by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010
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Give it a Whirl

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Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".
"I've never had sex with a midget before".
"Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"
by Satandog March 14, 2006
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