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Ditch Fucker 

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.
"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

Sunday Fucker 

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.
Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers
Sunday Fucker by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014

Hobbit fucker 

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.
Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.
Hobbit fucker by ster344 December 27, 2014

mu'fucker 

i aint playing with you mu'fucker
mu'fucker by mupesvi May 13, 2016

Gassy Fucker

Basically a fuckboy, but in a funny way
That Gassy Fucker's talking to 4 girls, and they all been dropping their panties.
Gassy Fucker by ThatGuy6 June 19, 2016