fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.

Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.

fireshits by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

fiesta grande 

The act of performing hot sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD and then pouring nacho cheese in her vagina, inserting the males erect penis into the nacho cheese filled wizard sleeve. Then the male sticks his penis into the rotund Mexican chicas asshole while screaming "Ariba" "Ariba". After the Fiesta was completed the male inserts his nacho cheese poop covered dick into the rotund mexican chicks mouth, she then vomits all over the males penis and sticks it back into her nacho cheese filled vagina..while this is going on the male must grab a Sombrero while yelling "FIESTA"

Jim: Damn Jose you wriek like shit..did you perform a Fiesta Grande last night with Selena?
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.

fiesta grande by Shftokersmoker December 4, 2016

Firesexual 

Firesexuals are a cult that worship lesbian shoulders. Our supreme leader, who goes by Tash, will save us. Tash's lesbian shoulders give us power and will restore humanity.

"lesbian shoulders!"

"The Firesexuals will rise!!"

Firesexual by You're mother is a homosexual June 2, 2020

fireside tweet 

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.

That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!

fireside tweet by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

clown fiesta 

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.

"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.

clown fiesta by Big clown October 19, 2015

Firestar 

A cat who doesn't like waffles.

Firestar: "For the last time Graystripe, I don't know what a waffle is!"

Firestar by wxstelands July 13, 2018

Kick the tires and light the fires 

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).

A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.

Kick the tires and light the fires by bocin January 19, 2013