When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
by tanbeidio June 20, 2009
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by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
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Get the French Faguette mug.The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
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