Freedom

Death

I tied the noose, and it turned into a necklace of freedom.

by ThatOneVoiceInYourHead May 26, 2018

Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

amazon freedom

a status of having enough income or wealth such that you don't have to check your bank account before making small purchases on Amazon, but you still have to work for a living because you don't have financial freedom.

My goal in life is to have Amazon freedom. Sure, financial freedom is better, but I feel that Amazon freedom is within my reach.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Freedom Unit

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.

The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.

by DrBrad March 28, 2024

freedom truck

A fully tracked, armoured fighting vehicle, as referred to by people from 'Murika.

The Freedom Truck division rolled across the desert, defending the freedom fry-consuming public.

by CCog September 14, 2013

Freedom fighters

The people to take back your lives and communities from.

Once they had taken back their lives and communities from the freedom fighters led by the Jim Jones church mouse calling herself Bridget (the New York Irish mouse in American Tales), the people had jobs to go to once again, and their was no longer any new normal or tunnel with light at the end of it, their was only light to see (something besides her to look at).

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Freedom Pull

When an individual screams "freeeeedom" at the top of their lungs and then takes a pull from a bottle of hard a. Note: If done with anything other than liquor, it is considered just chugging.

Last night, Lauran and Nicole freedom pulled a bottle of Svedka until they finished it.

by fapperfan767 July 15, 2011