four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

Tuba Four

a mutation of the carpenters term "two by four". Used by people in or around the state of ohio.

"Hey yall, go and git me that there tuba four, I got to build this here bumper before the pull starts"

by Sasquatch129800 May 27, 2006

stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him

He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.

by HantheDealer June 29, 2015

The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage

Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!

by DaFuzz March 13, 2005

four twenty

A celebrated time for potheads all around the USA (and possibly other countries) because it is believed that at 4:20, whether it be night or day, one should partake in the activity of smoking marijuana. It has practically made its self a holiday if you look at the date April 20th, which in months and days would be, in fact, Four Twenty.
Rejoice little potheads, for this might just someday be put on a calender expressly for the use of the 99 Cents store.

Bud: What time is it Mary-Jane?
Mary-Jane: *inhales* It's four twenty.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 27, 2008

Four of a kind

A Four of a Kind is where you have a girl sitting in your lap facing away from you while you have anal sex with her. At the same time you are using one hand to finger her, the other hand to play with her boob, and you are either kissing her or her neck.

"Last night I won with a Four of a Kind"
"What, playing poker?"
"No, with that new hot chick"

by El Duder April 28, 2006

Four wheeling with the turkey lady

A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.

That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC

by Klascombat October 18, 2010