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children's movie

A genre of films that includes a) superhero flicks like Deadpool, b) flicks featuring child characters such as Good Boys, and c) animated flicks like Shin-chan, Sausage Party, and Wonder Showzen. These films are often marketed as family-friendly but can be wildly inappropriate for children to watch.
I took my kids to what I thought was a children's movie, but it turned out to be another wild ride like Sausage Partydefinitely not what I expected!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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chicken children

Yutes in da UK who hang around dat dere chicken shops
Yo fam, you goin' Chicken Cottage, yeah?
Yeah, we're chicken children, you get me?
by anonymous July 12, 2023
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But the children!

You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"

Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"

Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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valorant children

Just got racially profiled by valorant children
by MPan1 December 12, 2022
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Non-Disciplined Children

Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.
"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."
by Skinnyroemonlover123 December 4, 2021
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childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll
Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid
by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017
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pointy children

Children that are pointy.
"Ow! There are so many pointy children!! RUN-"
by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
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