A genre of films that includes a) superhero flicks like Deadpool, b) flicks featuring child characters such as Good Boys, and c) animated flicks like Shin-chan, Sausage Party, and Wonder Showzen. These films are often marketed as family-friendly but can be wildly inappropriate for children to watch.
I took my kids to what I thought was a children's movie, but it turned out to be another wild ride like Sausage Party—definitely not what I expected!
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Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"
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Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"
Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
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