Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
by NaziFucker June 04, 2019
Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt
by lolwut2 October 18, 2012
Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered
by Buzz's Bangers August 30, 2015
Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
by joefromsc October 30, 2008
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021
If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011
A term used to describe some who does or says something illiterate or when someone says something you don't like you add head ass at the end of your joke
Boy: you ugly as shit dick head.
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
by Fat back billy March 07, 2017