Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt
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by joefromsc March 12, 2009
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by caddy wampus March 8, 2011
Get the ass cape mug.Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
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Get the talk to the ass! mug.If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011
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Boy: you ugly as shit dick head.
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