floater

I poop that is fairly tiny that floats along the serface of the water in the toilet bowl.

Corbin left a floater in the crapper stall after the turkey dinner.

by Sean "smurfy" Murphy April 9, 2006

floater

some one who is annoying and wont go away.
some one who hangs out with you and you dont wont him to.

Aw man here comes floater, hide so he dont see us.

by Luke Himsel October 4, 2005

floating

Going from girl to girl. Not sticking with one woman more than a few days for gains of sexual intercourse.

Jimmy started college last fall and ever since then he's just been floating around the girls in his dorm. I'm sure he'll get a bad rep soon.

by Jemmers January 18, 2008

Floater

An intern who is tossed from desk to desk, picking up the slack from regular firm employees who happen to be out/sick/on vacation.

I hope they get me a floater - my secretary's out all next week on vacation.

by Lowly Intern September 13, 2005

floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

coke float

When, after a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, she takes a bottle of cola and shakes it up a bit, then inserts the bottle into her vagina, whereby the coke bubbles up into her birth canal. THEN, the man performs oral sex on her, swallowing both his semen and the cola.

I just gave Johnny a coke float & he loved it!

by L. A. June 29, 2007

floatys

something you wear in the water

i wore my floatys today swimming!

by nikki February 20, 2005