Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..

Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.

by Per21 November 10, 2011

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Pirates Flintlock

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.

Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.

by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016

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In like flint

When flint was discovered to be excellent for starting fires, it became universal. So when something is way popular, it's 'In like flint'; the 'In' thing. In the 60's people would say, "It's in, man. "

Man, those Bic lighters are in like flint.

by Jmb529 May 17, 2022

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Flintlock

The cutest asshole you will ever have the pleasure of knowing. But she will crush you with her love of noya, extreme memeing and her talent at literally everything

woah man Flintlock is actually the best!

by littleleef October 13, 2014

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