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American Flag

You will need a white chick for this one. Stradle over her shoulders while she is lying down. Punch her in the right eye. While her eye is swelling and turning blue, start slapping her in the face, alternating from left to right cheek while beating off with the other hand. Once her face is red and eye is puffy and blue, blow ropes of ball snot across her face like the white stripes on old glory. Step back and salute while humming "Oh Beutiful" for a patriotic effect.
If you find a communist anti-American bitch who speaks bad about the USA, take her home and make her face look like the American Flag! Its fun and easy!
Might adjust her attitute too.
American Flag by RotnFk February 4, 2010
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"Omg...they played Capture The Flag on me again yesterday!"
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Pride flag 

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Look! that dude has a pride flag in his house
someone: burn it
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true black flag 

In DDR, to get one "Great" on the very last step of a song, with all the rest "Perfect." This would take away the "AAA" rating that you all but had in the bag until then.
I'm still pissed about that true black flag on Love Shine. I should have HAD that AAA!
true black flag by HeavyD2 February 12, 2009

red flag 

Something your girlfriend or wife would tell you if she's on menstrual period
Stop it bob, I'm on red flag!
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False Flag

African American street gang-related slang which refers to the act of representing onesself as a member of an urban family (E.g., Vice Lord, Blackstone, Disciple, etc.) when one doesn't actually belong to that family.
Homeboy got touched up for false flaggin'. We don't play that in the wild hunneds.
False Flag by stagolee June 12, 2009