Fingerfucker

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

by sour-puss July 3, 2007

finger smell

When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.

John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.

by ploppppy December 12, 2007

Fing Dit

1. Short for fucking dammit -- f***ing d***it. Fing Dit.

2. Fing Dit is also a populated place in Warab, Sudan, Africa

1. Fing dit! I locked my keys in the car!

2. Next year I want to travel to Fing Dit.

by jvkzhou October 20, 2008

Finger Pimping

The act of texting a person of the opposite sex in a smooth and confident manner in order to achieve a desired outcome. Hard!

Hey man, who are you finger pimping over there?

by C-Walk: Bukaki December 29, 2009

finger-out

Insert two or more fingers into the crotch area of your (possibly male) girlfriend to confirm her gender. Feel for testicles and/or a penis.

ATTENTION: This is the only 100% accurate way to figure out the gender of your (possibly-male) girlfriend.

Bob: My girlfriend looks like a man.
Dylan: You should finger-out her gender.
Bob: That sounds like some risky business.
Dylan: You can say that again!

by Nicholas Zombie March 31, 2010

fingerdemolisher

Is a cool person from tiktok and he goes by the pronouns he/him

have you heard of fingerdemolisher on tiktok?
yea he's my mutual, he so cool.

by https.rosaaaaruiz June 13, 2021

nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.

Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman

by BBarker November 11, 2006