Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

eat your feelings

Someone who is sad. Commonly known as emo. Eating your feelings as in go cry some more. Making fun of someone considered emo.

Why don't you go eat your feelings some more?

by PHMD. September 30, 2005

feeling a little down

When you finger a midget with down syndrome.

Mark: hey Josh I was feeling a little down last night.
Josh: hell yea bro how was that.

Mark: great made her cum 4 times!

by lol jk69 October 23, 2020

Feeling Blue

the emotion of NOT feeling red

"feeling blue? try to feel red!"

by crow. December 9, 2020

Hard Feelings

an erection.

tina fey gives me hard feelings.

by vcdt April 4, 2009