Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)

Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

by Boganwarrior June 18, 2006

laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.

dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.

by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

by Zumbii June 1, 2010

Fucked to death

To fuck somebody to death is to give them the biggest orgasam they have ever had in their lives

Did you hear laura got fucked to death last night?

by Sexis October 21, 2016

fucked up

Often referred to as the massive BP Oil Spill in 2010 that is completely destroying everything living in the Atlantic Ocean, along with the economy of the US eastern coast. Why 12000-19000 barrels of oil per day are still being emptied into the ocean, and it hasn't been fixed yet, is one of the many questions at hand. Why wasn't BP prepared for such an incident? Why such horrible excuses?? We may never know, but one thing is for sure, that this oil spill is the worst man-made disaster in history, and its effects will be felt for decades and decades to come. Hence the phrase, 'Fucked Up.'

Some Guy: "Hey, what's the deal with the oil spill?"

Me: "It's fucked up."

by katiechaos27 June 3, 2010

cunts fuked

the best way to describe a person, place or thing that is past the point of no return-basically, the cunts fuked. No amount of effort will ever fix it, so there is no point. The only way to help someone in this situation is to tell them, the cunts fuked. In saying this, you must also acknowledge alf, a well known languagist and rapist.

Oi bras did you see that kid marty?" "Yeah lad, the cunts fuked. Too much super pump for that creo-munching turd

by creo-muncher August 21, 2010