fanny vegetarian

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over

In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!

by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008

Fanny Pack

A pouch or other device, used to hold items, usually worn around the waist. Most often worn in the 90s, but still worn by dykes.

Guy 1: Hey, see those two girls over there? One has a fanny pack. She is a total dyke.
Guy 2: Oh yeah! That's Kristina! She is a total dyke...

by Curbstomposama April 3, 2015

Bar Fanny

When a girl has been in a bar too long and her vagina starts to gush with sweat and smell like stale beer

"I think I've been in this bar too long, my vagina is so sweaty. I must have a case of Bar Fanny! What if a guy wants to go down on me!?"

"Dear lord, that girl last night must have had serious Bar Fanny, it absolutely stunk and tasted like the end of an old pint!"

by AMBBCN16 September 15, 2016

gong fanny

A vagina that happens to make an extraordinarily loud sound when the pelvis' of both partners collide

she woke the neighborhood with her gong fanny

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one in the vehicle responsible for kiestering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, they have to be the one who eats hot dogs through the wrong end.

Kolton fulfilled his duty as fanny purse when we had a run in with a state boy last night

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019

Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one with the responsibility of keistering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, it has to be someone who eats hot dogs through the wrong end

Kolton fullfilled his duties as fanny purse when we had that run in with the state boy last night.

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019

Fanny Nugget

The solid waste that is passed through one’s anus; shit.

After two days of constipation, I dropped the biggest fanny nugget. I haven’t walked the same since.

by P0PKULTR September 29, 2019