eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

by Marty843 January 26, 2013

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

Eating a burger

A slang term originating in Britain for having a cheeky wank.

1) Our old friend won't show up to the meeting because right after he's done with work, he said he is going to go eat a burger.

2) This boomer been really frustrated these past few days and if he won't be eating a burger soon, it will only get worse.

by Lychee-Nut April 10, 2020

Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

eatingnf

eats gnf

fucks ur mum
likes lesbian sex
is a homosexual 🤢👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

omg i just had sex with abbis mum i feel like eatingnf rn 😱
i like lesbian sex 🤢 i must be eatingnf
i just ate gnf 🤬

by eatingnf hater 🤬 August 29, 2021

Beef extinguisher

(noun) person, place, object or idea that diminishes sexual arousal of the male genitalia

Because she was voted as last year's Grade A Beef extinguisher, I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot dick.

by Billy Wastebasket November 3, 2010

banana eating whore

a blonde teacher who is the cheer captain at 29

See her? She was a total banana eating whore at the game.

by the unnormal mexican May 12, 2014