turkey dumping

When your boyfriend or girlfriend comes home from university for thanksgiving and you dump their ass.

Charla came home this weekend and I turkey dumped her

by Bobby L- Sudbury,ON October 16, 2004

Food Dump

One who has a never ending pit as a stomach. They can keep eating and eating and eating

Guy 1: "uuhhhgg, I'm too full, I can't finish this"

Guy 2: "dude, give it to Food dump over there. He's been eyein up your plate for the past 5 minutes"

Food Dump: " you guys eat like birds"

by David Trawin November 3, 2006

disco dump

1. take a shit in someone's empty washing machine
2. turn it on
3. watch the disco dump in full swing

"Eugeine gave me a hitler last week......so i left a disco dump at his place this arvo....

by Terrible Lie May 21, 2006

aqua dump

The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.

The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.

by chuck0086 July 20, 2009

Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

by HGH-MO July 19, 2009

Shakespeare Dump

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.

by Roostafa March 31, 2010

seismic dump

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.

I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.

by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008