cum dumpster

my ex girlfriend was a cum dumpster

the bitch made me cum inside her said she was addicted or some shit i think shes a cum dumpster to be honest

by Myke Oxlong December 28, 2007

chi-town dumpster blow

when a girl who is getting butt fucked accidentally shits on the man's dick. the man then proceeds to force her to suck his shitty dick to make up for such a disgusting act.

hey brah that bitch is lucky she gave me a chi-town dumpster blow last night after she shit on my dick.

by clitora orgasma November 21, 2010

blue bell cum dumpster

A male who spends his whole day looking for semen to ingest. Wheter the mouth oranus, there is no preference. If fact both holes are usually open for business at the same time. Usually a fat lazy drunkard

I was walking in to the bar when I saw the Blue Bell Cum Dumpster. I was shocked to see semen oozing from every orfice. He must be overflowing. Sara B must be very proud

by Boggs Banger May 19, 2010

dumpster of the rising sun

a popular destination in which if you piss off the dumpster, he will karate your head off.

yeah, we're gonna go sit behind the dumpster of the rising sun. you wanna come yo?

by thatsDEPLORABLE. aka, stef. November 8, 2007

dumpster-spoon

The act of laying horizontally parallel to another person while laying inside a dumpster as a means of quiet romantic privacy.

"Hey, is that your dumpster-spooning buddy Manny?"

by thefnitalian November 19, 2007

Dumbassery

The act of being a dumbass.

Lifting cars is straight up dumbassery.

by the daughter of a woman. May 17, 2011

Dumpster Sex

Sex with someone that has no emotional value, but for both parties to get off. It's location can be any meaningless location that is convenient to both parties. Because of its singular purpose, dis-robing is not necessary & will only prolong the departure of both parties, possibly adding conversation & intimacy to the situation.

Person 1: I just just had meaningless sex!
Person 2: No, you had dumpster sex.

by red2002yzfr1 November 21, 2013