fake drug dealer

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.
im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash
by pseodnym June 21, 2018
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Urban Drug Dealer

A Psychiatrist that does not use the allotted amount of time for a medical consultation. He does not assess the patient's state of mind; he only provides the patient with what is necessary for medication refills. In return, the patient pays for office fees. Mimicking a drug deal.
My urban drug dealer hooked me up with some prozac.
by FromGrace December 14, 2009
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Go drug up

When your chatty partner won't stop talking and you desire peace and quiet before bedtime, taking a sleep medicine go drug up normally does the trick
Honey it's time to go drug up !😴
by Otid May 29, 2017
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Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
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Drug Induced Romance

A drug induced romance is a romantic relationship in which a couple only spends time around each other when inebriated or high.
Kelly and Toby haven't even spent any time around each other sober, yet they are head over heels for each other. I wonder how long their drug induced romance will last?
by TashaDoe January 12, 2010
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Weed aint no drug

Dont give me no shit about weed is a drug it aint no drug, i had done the research its just a plant it just grows, and if you jus happen to set it on fire there are some effects, but that aint the same as drugs - drugs you gota do shit chemicaly you gota add bacon soda, water stir it up i dont no the recipee im jus saying theres some shit you gota do to it
i dont no why it aint legal, Asprin is perfectly legal but if you go take 13 of them its your last head ake

weed aint no drug

chip - do you do drugs ?

Jerome - no but i smoke weed
by Somelazywhitekid October 18, 2010
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