dermadent

The indentations left by your nails after squeezing a pimple.

Crap! I can't go now....I still have dermadents on my face!

by Loee July 15, 2017

Dreamare

When you are awoken out of a fabulous dream that in itself is a nightmare

I was awaiting my nearly purchased dream car when I was woke up by fuckery.... it was a total dreamare!!!!

by L- Dawg December 12, 2017

Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018

dream dirty

that one girl who spills some soda or gets some homework and then starts having a seizure and crying

Julie is a dream dirty!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Dream Team

The dream team is made up of the best people doing their best work. It's a group who under the guidance of their fearless leader can accomplish anything when working together.

It was requested of the Dream Team to solve for three new sets of cac weights on three different programs in a single day.

by Sir Jack-o III March 23, 2020

Derm

Dermatology, the study of skin. Can also be used to refer to dermatologists, the doctors who specialize in skin, hair, and nail conditions.

But I didn't know anything about moles, and so I pretended to be a big shot and used my 'Dr. Basch' title to get her to the derm clinic that morning, and the resident in derm slobbered all over himself because he would get to look at her mons and panties instead of the usual excoriated psoriatic lesions of the gomers and he took a little biopsy of it and within twenty-four hours he told her it was just a mole and completely benign and she was not going to die.

DERM
ADVANTAGES: Money. Travel to sunny conventions. Naked skin--attraction.
DISADVANTAGES: Gomers. Contagion. Naked skin--repulsion.

by Dermy McDermface April 20, 2020

Dream

A nightmare zone where you will often have to wrestle giant foxes, tend to mechanical chickens and/or chop of your hands per request of a wolf man

I had a really freaky dream...

Don’t make me sleep!! A copic marker man will come into my dreams and make me eat flobber worm scales!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 12, 2020