cuck fuck deuce

Guy on guy on girl, not a train.

No one gets down to cuck fuck deuce like Kyle, Austin, and the unlucky.

by Onderma August 11, 2017

big joker, little joker, deuce

Add it. The fact you can't play prison spades means you're a punk.

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Kristin

Yo, yo, yo... Throw those bloody deuces out... We're playing big joker, little joker, deuce

by Redbirch September 19, 2017

deuce

A fat chick, usually weighing over 200 lbs.

"I think I saw Tom leave with that deuce"

by Nitsud420 June 4, 2007

Deuces

Bye..in a Sarcastic manner, *Your cut off, later, I'm out, Never again.- Can be used if racing another person in car. *what you say if you just overtook him.(Body language -two fingers up palms facing in, to the side of your head your face looking forward.then walk away) -Military guys use this commonly.

Your not fitting the bill with me..your attitude you can save for some other guy. Deuces

by Kara the Barber April 20, 2008

deuce-deuce

22oz. of beer.
.22 caliber gun.

"I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah" - Sublime

"Yo, dont forget my deuce-deuce!" - Me ;

by fiercebanana August 3, 2008

deucebag

Someone that calls a significant pre-flop raise in Texas Hold'em poker with a deuce in their hand, calls the hand all the way down to the river and sucks out at showdown. Note: Pocket deuces doesn't qualify for deucebag status.

"The hand was raised six times the big blind before the flop and that deucebag called me all the way down to the river with a two of clubs in his hand and sucked out a flush."

by slenlenzy February 5, 2010

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 7, 2009