When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.
Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
by nolandc September 12, 2019

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!
by DatKiwi May 31, 2018
