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Chicago Cubs

1. One of the most unsuccessful baseball franchises in the history of the game. Won their last World Series in 1908 and are historically known for being Completely Useless By September (CUBS).

2. A bad team supported by uninvolved, unintelligent, and generally uninterested fans. Said fans constantly attend games even though the team and upper management refuse to put a quality product on the field. Next, they accuse Sox fans of being not loyal and not attending games when the Sox were losing. However, they refuse to believe the notion that if one is not happy with a team/organization's performance then the most effective way to retalliate is by (gasps) not attend games. Rather than knock the White Sox, their fans, and their parks, the Chicago Cubs and their fans should take a long look in the mirror and realize that they are a bunch of uneducated, slightly faggish, yuppy losers that do not win; in baseball or in life.

3. America's Gay Baseball Team
1. I went to New York to see the White Sox play the Yankees, however, I thought it would be interesting to see the Minor League Game first so I took the subway to Shea Stadium so I could see the Chicago Cubs play the Mets.

2. Chad: Want to go see the Chicago Cubs game today?

Michael: Sure. Who are they playing?

Chad: Oh, I don't know. I just wanted someone who would drive me home after I got incoherently drunk and had rough, unprotected sex with lots of other men.

Michael: Oh, sure. Wanna make out?

Chad: Sure

3. Gay guy #1: Let's go see the Chicago Cubs play!

Gay guy #2: Sure, they're real gay, just like us.
by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006
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cobes

A largely unitelligable southeast asian language based primarily apon indonesian and the cuban dilect.
Originaing from the spanish mission in Indonesia, later after the cuban revelution was seized by the cuban government and turned into an embassy.
Since then the cuban infulence has been incorperated into indonesian, resulting in the local launguage of cobes
A friend of mine was speaking cobes, but to every one but him it was incoprehensible
by Alfred Walters January 12, 2005
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poop-cubed

by Danny Glover May 15, 2003
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The African Ice cube

When an obese African American, after reaching her fullest climax inserts an ice cube into her wet and steamy pussy to cool it down.
Sammy W: Im almost there baby

Matt King:Did u bring an ice cube?!?!?!?!?!

Sammy W: Why wouldn't I, I always do The African Ice Cube after I fuck.

Matt King:Thats why Im into you baby!
by africanicecubebrothas December 23, 2008
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Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 6, 2004
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Whice Cube

A definition made by me around Spring of 2009 that is the funniest shit you will ever hear of. Ever since then my friend Matt and I extended the meaning of a whice cube.

Whice Cube - a frozen ice cube with jizz in it.

White + Cube = Whice Cube, good name huh?

Get an ice tray, fill each ice cup half way with water, the other half with jizz. If you get a hair in the whice cube it means 20 years of good luck =D.
We even got our own slogan for it.

Yeah, we are perverts.
Guy 1: Hey man is that a whice cube?
Guy 2: (looking at drink) What the hell is a whice cube?
Guy 1: Haha you're drinking my nut!

Guy 1: Holy shit dude your whice cube has a hair in it!
Guy 2: Oh my God! 20 years of good luck!

Now here's our slogan.
Whice cubes, prego-on-the-go, stick it in your cootch and watch it grow!

Pretty nasty haha.
by IamMonkey November 6, 2009
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Rubik's Cube

(verb) to take your time to wrap your brain around something, in order to figure out an appropriate answer
Al (very drunk): "Kat!! What is the meaning of my life?!"
Kat (very stoned): "I dunno, Al... let me Rubik's Cube it and get back to you on that."
by Candid Geekery September 28, 2014
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