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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
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Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
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Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024
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Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.
My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023
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Crystal

Crystal just likes to forget everything bad she’s ever done and throws a tantrum when the love of her life does one bad thing, she is very dishonest, unloyal, and disrespectful. She lacks knowledge and acts like she’s above everyone just because she’s one year older. Horrible bitch.
People either hate or hate crystal.
by Monstermunchxxxx October 31, 2022
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crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.
Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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Crystal

Beautiful, smart, funny, caring, has huge heart and boobs.. luvs to make other happy.. will always be there for her family and friends.. luvs to party!.. very honest.. open minded.. very sexual..slightly mental ..
Meet this girl named Crystal. Had an amazing time!
by Crazycrystal5 May 19, 2023
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