ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael November 27, 2017
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cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic
*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket
by Gritit July 29, 2021
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Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
by Betburt77 December 26, 2017
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Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.
Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek
by SlicK NicK! June 30, 2017
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Milk cricket

A fat white social justice warrior who thinks poc need her guidance
That milk cricket won't stop telling me, how if I vote differently than her I'm a race traitor.
by Wowmansomeguy March 10, 2024
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Milk cricket

me: shut up

her: no
me what did you say you little milk cricket ?
by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023
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