The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past
by Daddy Dawson15 August 22, 2022

This is someone who constantly complains about not having a girlfriend but doesn't do anything about it.
by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

She is a bitch.
Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.
by the25thbam August 8, 2019

Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.
by King spud the first January 1, 2023

by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019

by Medopedo April 17, 2021

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young
by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024
