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Rosentien Constabridge 

Rosentien Constabridge is ambitious, good smelling, ambidextrous, as well as one of the founding fathers of the next species. He uses his exceptional karate abilities In conglomeration with his natural affinity for civil engineering to the scale of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “New Deal” following the Great Depression. He is also a grandmaster lover having studied the teachings of the biggest simps in history including Vincent van Gogh and Abraham Lincoln. Despite living in a secluded yert in the Mongolian highlands he has a large network of sleeper cells ready for the Zombie apocalypse.
Do you think Rosentien Constabridge will melt the icecaps if there’s a zombie apocalypse?

Rosentien Constabridge 

Rosentien Constabridge is ambitious, good smelling, ambidextrous, as well as one of the founding fathers of the next species. He uses his exceptional Taekwondo abilities in conglomeration with his natural affinity for civil engineering to the scale of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “New Deal” following the Great Depression. He is also a grandmaster lover having studied the teachings of the biggest simps in history including Pablo Picasso and Abraham Lincoln. Though he lives in a secluded yurt in the Mongolian Highlands he has a vast network of operatives awaiting the zombie apocalypse.
Do you think Rosentien Constabridge will melt the icecaps if Taylor Swift wins another Grammy?

relatives of consanguinity of straight line 

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child
I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.
That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza

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