Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 3, 2023

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.

Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.

Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.

by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023

Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.

Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom

by 562_Grito April 26, 2021

Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022