computer

The perfect place for sexual innuendos

1) Yeah. Everytime I come home from work I really turn on my computer.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.

by Brawldud December 23, 2011

Computer Rape

When old men put their penis in the usb port and it goes through to your ass.

Moe Computer Raped me last week

by Rape Bus May 28, 2016

Computer wife

Another name for Karen, or Karen 2. Usually used as an insult. It is used for Karen on Spongebob Squarepants, the fucking best show on Nick

Out of my way, computer wife!

by Allyson Holiday October 27, 2018

CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User)

Someone who uses a/their computer typically for accessing the internet esp. social media, video chat, typing up documents, and stuff that has to do with work (if the person is a student or a businessman), and just surfing the net in general. In other words, the complete opposite of a HPCU Hardcore Personal Computer User

"Hey man! You want to play minecraft?"

"Um..., what's minecraft?"

"..........."

"I know I'm highly likely to be coming off as lame, but I really don't use my computer for gaming...that shit's boring! What can I say...I'm a CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User).

by Strategist of the 5 Kingdoms November 27, 2012

apple computer

A computer that is made by Apple INC.

I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.

by Nicholas July 6, 2003

computer

Are you serious???






lllllll lllllll lllllll

Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009