sanny claus

What everyone from anywhere near NY or PA calls Old St. Nicholas.

some grandmother from Brooklyn: soon sanny claus will come

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Bae-cause

When you give reason for something because you Bae said it. Its basically because, but bae-cause

I can't come to the boys night out bae-cause

by TheBirdofUrbanFire October 5, 2021

Santa Claus

Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.

ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!

by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021

Bubba-Claude

Ignorant, stupid redneck white trash who are inherently poor and worship rich republicans.

After buying generic cigarettes and lotto scratchers, the Bubba-Claudes attended the Trump Rally.

by Oso Sucre Papa November 9, 2022

Santa Claus

The morbidly obese man that breaks into houses every year on December 24th and eats all of the food in your house. If you ever see him in your house, run. Santa Claus will give out presents to kids that he finds attractive and the ugly ones get coal. The presents usually have trackers in them as he handmade them with his children slaves that he kidnapped, also known as “elves”
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.

*kid wakes up*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

Pulling a Claus

A western Pennsylvania term. It means to initiate plans for a later date, then not show up or follow through with the plans.

Jim pulled a Claus again on me. That asshole called me and told me he had tickets to the Donnie Iris show for Saturday down at Nick's Fat City. I sat around all night waiting for that asshole to show up. That fucker's always pulling a Claus on me.

by Rick Beggs April 20, 2011

Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011