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Christian

1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.
1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.

Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.

Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.
by casper-girl April 12, 2009
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Christianity

a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side

jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity

matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009
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Christian

A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.
Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!
by Trollbeast November 26, 2013
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Christian

C-caring
H-honest
R-romantic
I-integrity
S-sincere
T-talented
I-innocent
A-amazing
N-nice

A person who knows how to keep their word. Christians are trustworthy and reliable. They're tall dark and handsome. Very attractive and muscular. Knows how to treat a girl. Kind and Sweet. Most amazing person you'll ever meet. Its easy to fall in love with a Christian
That guy over there totally looks like a Christian, tall, dark, handsome.. Yep deffinately a Christian
by Lindsay Roe December 27, 2010
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christianity

A religion that draws jesus but in the bible but never seen him.
i like christianity its 10% fake.
by alia2u December 14, 2008
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Christian

a depress person who believe's in god, but loves to pick fights with his girlfriends sister.
but a all round good person
by KArli bug December 16, 2008
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Christian

is the fat kid that suck at basketball and is called baby dick christian.
christian is gay as fuck has never had a girlfriend
by riser944 April 6, 2014
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